Posted 1 day ago

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

Posted 1 day ago

Parents and time

  1. Parents: We'll be out for a minute
  2. Parents: *out for five hours*
  3. Parents: Hey it's 9pm go to bed
  4. Clock: BRUH I READ 8:20pm THE FRICK?
  5. Parents: We'll be leaving in 5 minutes!
  6. Parents: lol hold up just wait for 20 minutes I gotta go do something right quick
Posted 2 days ago

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

Posted 2 days ago

wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

(Source: wonclerful)

Posted 2 days ago

(Source: nxte)

Posted 2 days ago

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

Posted 2 days ago

nasturbate:

i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
just-another-vampette:

This is real. This is me

just-another-vampette:

This is real. This is me

Posted 2 days ago

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Posted 2 days ago

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

the-fandoms-are-cool:

cinderelvis:

oohtheyhavenibbles:

eggzist:

*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*

image

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS

(Source: eknaj)

Posted 3 days ago

crystallized-teardrops:

i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr

Posted 3 days ago