Posted 3 days ago

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

Posted 3 days ago

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

courtneywinston:

holdontowhatyoueat:

courtneywinston:

#1 reason why not to install a cat door in your bedroom

there is a story behind this and I don’t think I want to hear it.

Actually there’s a person behind it but yes

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

(Source: mumfordy)

Posted 3 days ago

(Source: tykittaa)

Posted 3 days ago

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

(Source: knowsbleeds)

Posted 3 days ago
insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

insanity-and-vanity:

Me about every decision I’ve ever made

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

Posted 3 days ago

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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Posted 5 days ago

inxmisery:

iamlucyspet:

peterpanouat:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

imgonnaraichualovesonggg:

This is how I proposed to my boyfriend Lee :D

This post won’t stop getting notes! Thank you everyone :D

that’s because its so adorable!

perfect fucking proposal

a-jedis-green-lightsaber
 !!!!!!
Posted 5 days ago

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

Posted 5 days ago

loudmouthed:

STOP flirting with the same people i flirt with. get ur own

Posted 6 days ago

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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Posted 6 days ago

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster